mostly sex and animals but not sex with animals

 not in medical school (yet), but turns out I should consider Family Medicine, OB/GYN, General Surgery, Pathology, Neurology, Neurosurgery, and Psychiatry. oh wait, that's basically everything.

 best. halloween costume. EVAR.

OMG BUTT

 sometimes i feel this way. originally found on a list of comics about depression.

 IT crew! and yeah, fuck that shit.

a mother-daughter collaboration. that is one FOINE slug 

okay, i normally think 2 girls, 1 bj is gratuitous but i bet this feels AMAZING 

 she seems so...nonchalant

UGH i wish i were this tiny 

you can almost hear it. also TATTOO 

how...neat 

EYEBWOWS ^_^ 

apparently i'm an estj (mcgonagall) or an esfj (lily potter). kinda thought i was an entj (james potter) 

bro-loving 

this is a really creepy halloween costume and i don't think i get it

A Sign that Switzerland Has Their Shit Together?

Zurich Sex Drive-Ins

Fassbender/McAvoy Kick

Oldboy 2013

Spike Lee and Josh Brolin > Will Smith (originally slated to play the protagonist)

"Your puny Western ads don't work on Russian women"

http://youtu.be/6mUG29hPS4Y

Dustin Hoffmann on Womanhood

http://youtu.be/xPAat-T1uhE

NSFW

 my present to myself if/when i get into med school: it's a heart necklace! an anatomically correct heart that opens up and has valves and chambers on the inside! how clever.

i thought this was cute until i showed it to my sister and she said this is what our dog looked like the morning he died.

THE NERVES

this is stephen colbert with stephen king. they're matching! and holding hands!

perfect

a chart to remind myself that my toenails will indeed grow back normal some day

two great looking guys having a great looking time

d'aww (ocean's eleven probably--brad pitt's drinking his coffee)

this is sexy when you see the way he's grabbing her arm, like he can't help himself

concupiscentual, but skinnier and veinier. mmmmm, belts.

men who can pull off the double layered look with the under layer being soo baggy...mmmmf, skinny dudes.

this looks like someone i make love to.

the expression on his face, his thumb in her mouth, her hand in his hair.

yikes that is a large penis. on a skinny dude (sineeeeews!)